mallamun:

misscoco:

rosalarian:

Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

*laughing and crying* This is exactly what I needed to read since I’m dealing with this on my birthday…

johncoveredinjam:

universal-magnetic:

stache-tastic:

medea37:

clotpole-prince-arthur:

Anne and I just decorated our graduation caps and I’m so pleased with mine.

That is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

In which my friends are far craftier than I’ll ever be. 

Kylee, you are the greatest, ily 5evr

literally the best

sluttyoliveoil:

following someone for months and liking their posts to get them to notice you and then they finally follow you

what sorcery is this

niknak79:

You have a valid argument

quero-beber-toddynho:

(barbie-favelada)

jewassicpark:

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone